Me, My
House
& I

Episode 15: The Big Boy

Here's a poem I wrote while doing this episode.

Wide angel lenses Aren't your friends's

Wide angel lenses will deceive you and tell you lies Like stripes in a small living room are fine

Stripes in a small living room are only fine If you live a cell….and you want to carry on a motif.

Okay, so the last line doesn't rhyme, or follow the rule of Iambic pentameter - however, I think the gist of that prose is fairly clear. Never use a wide stripped wallpaper pattern in room with a low ceiling.

Ever.

The end.