Me, My
House
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Episode 10: Coming Out Of The Closet

Episode Outline: Brigitte needs to find someplace to hide David's anniversary present. With every available space taken up by something - Brigitte decides enough's enough. It's time to have a closet to come out of...or is that, walk in to? She tears out the old wall, frames in the new one, and drywalls herself a new, larger closet.

Reality Check: Drywall. Here's a bit I'm working on about Drywall.

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A sheet of drywall walks into a bar. The bartender says 'what can I get you bub?'

The drywall looks around for a moment before it says 'someone who knows what they're doing'.

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Okay. Not a gem. Certainly not ready for stage - but the point I make is this.

Drywall is an art. It is ancient in its origins. It is neither humble, nor humane. It serves no one except itself. It is not altruistic. It is not your friend.

I urge you - please - if you do not practice this art form? HIRE SOMEONE!! (for greater impact, imagine me on my knees with blood pouring from my ears) HIRE A PROFESSIONAL TO DO THIS FOR YOU!!

'nough said.